Showing posts with label Darling Delight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darling Delight. Show all posts

Monday, December 20, 2010

Darling Delight: Suzy Home-Wrecker's XXXmas Cookies!

You can never really believe what you watch on TV...especially on 1950's sitcoms. Contrary to what you may have seen on reruns of The Donna Reed Show or Leave It To Beaver, housewives didn't prance around in heels and pearls, merrily twirling in their full swing skirts while baking or doing chores. Yes, women were homebound but it was hard work and a lot less glamorous. Damn. It's such an appealing fantasy, though. Personally, I think it's criminal NOT to bake in 6" stilettos but that's just me. But, unlike 50's TV housewives, I don't believe in being timid, weak or subservient to men. Yet, I do believe in being glamorous, beautiful and sexy. Femininity is a lost art form. It's possible to be a strong, powerful and sexual woman and yet still retain your femininity. Don't be afraid of it.











With that in mind I've created a very girlie and very pink Xmas cookie. The recipe was inspired by a cookie that my next door neighbor Miss Yvonne taught me to make. I was 16. She was 26. I would show up on her doorstep and she'd invite me in, pop open a bottle of wine and we'd get drunk, bake and talk trash! Move over Suzy Homemaker....


Hot pink peppermint cookie with a creamy vanilla blonde swirl and frosted white chocolate peppermint icing


Ingredients 
* 2 1/3 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
* 1 cup sugar
* 1 egg yolk, at room temperature
* few drops hot pink food coloring, as desired
* 2 tablespoons cold water, as needed

 Icing
* 2 cups white chocolate chips (1 bag)
* 1 tablespoon Crisco vegetable shortening
* 1/2 cup crushed peppermint candy (5-6 broken candy canes)

Directions
Sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside. Place butter and sugar in large bowl of electric stand mixer and beat until light in color. Add egg yolk and vanilla and beat to combine. Put mixer on low speed, gradually add flour mixture. Add up to 2 tablespoons cold water beat until mixture turns from dry and crumbly into moist smooth ball.

Divide the dough in half. Add the peppermint extract and hot pink food coloring to the half and mix until even in color. Wrap both in waxed paper, and refrigerate for 10 min.

Roll out doughs separately between two sheets of wax paper to approximately 1/4-inch thickness and refrigerate for 10 min. Place vanilla dough on top of peppermint and press together around the edges. Using the waxed paper, roll dough into log. Wrap in waxed paper and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Remove dough from the refrigerator and cut into 1/2-inch slices. Place cookies 1-inch apart on greased baking sheet, parchment, or silicone baking mat and bake for 8 minutes, rotating the pan halfway through cooking time. These cookies are best a bit underdone. Remove from oven and let sit on baking sheet for 2 minutes, then move to a wire rack to cool completely.

For the icing you will need to melt the chocolate in a double boiler. A double boiler is a saucepan that holds hot water, and a bowl that fits securely over the saucepan. Begin by filling a saucepan with water from the tap but not so much that the bottom of the chocolate bowl touches the water. Heat the saucepan over low heat until it just begins to simmer, then turn off the stove and place a mixing bowl with the chocolate over the water. Let the chocolate begin to melt, and then stir it gently with a plastic spatula. When almost all of the chocolate is melted add the vegetable shortening, lift the top bowl from the saucepan and set it on the counter. Stir continuously until it is shiny, smooth, and completely melted.

Dip your cookies half way into the melted chocolate and place on a cookie sheet covered with waxed paper. While the chocolate is still melted, sprinkle with crushed peppermint candy. Chill in refrigerator until hardened.

Makes 24 cookies. I like to dip half the cookies in icing and leave the other dozen plain.


 Darian Darling as Suzy Home-Wrecker
photos by Veronica iBarra

Brought to you in association with La Bella Memoria

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Darling Delight: Candied Darlings cookie recipe inspired by Candy Darling!



My lovely and talented photographer friend, Veronica iBarra has been wanting to do a Candy Darling inspired shoot with me since 2005! She was one of the many people to notice my striking resemblance to this NYC transgendered icon and Warhol Superstar. It was never an intentional thing. I didn't even know who Candy Darling was before I moved to NYC. The more I researched her, the more amazed I was by our vast similarities. The main thing (besides the obvious), is that we are both fascinated with the glamorous blonde icons that inspired us as children. Candy emulated the 1930's/40's/50's screen sirens she grew up watching like Lana Turner, Jean Harlow and Kim Novak, while I have always done the same, only with 1970's/80's/90's stars like Madonna, Debbie Harry and Courtney Love. 

                            Candy Darling 1969                                Darian Darling 2010                        

 When Lady Starlight asked me to guest host her 70's glam rock party, Lady Starlight's English Disco in 2006, I of course needed a stage name. Since the other stars of the party used names like Breedlove, Anna Copa Cabanna, Veronica Vain and Hollywood Starr, just using Darian simply wouldn't work. She thought about it for a moment and said "You're Darian Darling, obviously". At first I was a bit leery of using it. I didn't want to be disrespectful or come off as a Candy impersonator but she assured me it was a homage and the right choice. And it was. I've learned never to question Starlight's instincts. When she tells you to do something...you do it! I used it again in 2007 when I worked the door at Lady GaGa and Lady Starlight's party New York Street Revival and Trash Dance. After that the name stuck and I've been Darian Darling ever since.
  




Andy Warhol's Women In Revolt, 1971

This was my wonderful Grandma Cáceres' recipe. She used to make it for my mom in the 1940's/50's and then made it for my cousins and I in the 1960's/70's/80's. She taught me how to make it when I was 7 and it was the first thing I learned how to bake. All the Corn Flake Cereal Cookies I've seen involve flour and some sort of dough so this recipe is quite unusual. Since it's a retro cookie with a lot of nostalgia I thought who better to link it to than Candy Darling, who shwerked a 1940's/50's inspired look during the 1960's/70's.


 pale blonde cereal cookie with a luminous, high shine candy coating.
 

Ingredients:

* 4 extra-large egg whites, at room temperature
* 1 cup sugar
* 1/2 box Corn Flakes cereal
* 1/2 box Special K cereal

Directions:

Preheat oven to 325 degrees

In the bowl of an electric mixer whip the egg whites until stiff peaks form.

Add the sugar and vanilla and whip until incorporated.

Add the Corn Flakes and Special K into the egg whites, mixing together well- but do NOT mash.

Drop by spoonfuls into mounds on  greased cookie sheet.

Bake for 7-12 minutes or until golden in color.

Allow to cool on a wire rack.

Makes 48 cookies.
 
 Darian Darling as Candy Darling
photos by Veronica iBarra 

Brought to you in association with La Bella Memoria

Friday, October 22, 2010

Darling Delight: Breakfast in Bed à la Moi Cupcakes inspired by Miss Piggy!

Blonde Beauty Icon Miss Piggy

For the Breakfast in Bed à la Moi Cupcake recipe scroll down or click here!


Well this Blonde Icon is surely undisputable....who doesn't love Miss Piggy?! Moi has preserved a soft spot for this porky beauty since moi was a child. An outrageously glamorous, fame whoring pig, Miss Piggy debuted on Jim Henson's The Muppet Show in 1976. Born Miss Piggy Lee (a tounge-n-cheek reference to 50's chanteuse Peggy Lee), Piggy came from modest beginnings on a farm (a fact which she is quick to gloss over) and first broke into show business by winning the Miss Bogen County beauty contest. Later she transitioned to a modeling career, taking jobs as a glove model and a part time pork products calendar pin-up girl. She soon got a job as a chorus girl on The Muppet Show, but thanks to her charisma and training in karate, Piggy aggressively made her presence known and quickly became the lead femme fatale on the show. The exposure catapulted her to international superstardom and her career expanded to include television specials, home videos, records and books. She even tried her hand at a career as a famous "writeur"; her "how to" book, Miss Piggy's Guide to Life, became a NY Times bestseller, and her fabulous face has been featured on the cover of every noteworthy magazine!



Miss Piggy's supreme diva attitude, undying drive and blonde ambition for superstardom is nearly unsurpassed. Her public persona is of a demure and refined beauty queen who's vocabulary is peppered with French, but she possesses a red hot temper and can fly into a violent, abusive rage whenever she thinks she's being insulted or thwarted. Beneath her brash exterior is a sensitive heart...a heart which beats only for the unrequited love of her life- Kermit the Frog. Piggy can usually be found chasing him around, smothering him with (unwanted) kisses, and if need be sending him flying through the air with a discontented karate-chop.  Moi has always understood her pain.

Demure

Boudoir

 Beauty Queen

The Bible

Million $ Mermaid!

Spa Day

 Biker Babe

Reflecting

 Frazetta


Vous shouldn't mess with a pig in ostrich feathers.

 Fried 

DANCE

Space Pig

life as a makeup counter girl

A girl can dream, can't she?

Ham Hocks of Steel

VANITY!

Bath Time


Judo (pork) Chop!

Hiiiiiii-Ya!

Soul Mates

Pig Lake


The Wrath of the Pig

Barnyard glaMOUR

Venus

Distressed Damsel


Bad Romance

Just a quick hat.

 Luxuriating

Lynda (Wonder Woman) Carter and Wonder Pig!

You're a Wonder!

Inspired by Miss Piggy's lustrous blonde mane, signature lavender satin gloves, favorite strand of pearls and even her species, this glamorously indulgent sweet yet savory dessert contains a pork product- bacon!! If vous loves it when the maple syrup from your pancakes spills onto your bacon and then eating them both in one delicious bite....vous will surely enjoy this recipe. Kissy Kissy!

The Breakfast in Bed à la Moi Cupcake
golden blonde maple/bacon cupcake with lavender satin frosting and accessorized with sugar pearls. 



Ingredients:

* 2 sticks unsalted butter, at room temperature
* 1 cup dark brown sugar, packed
* 3 large eggs, at room temperature
* 1 box french vanilla instant pudding mix
* 1 cup all purpose flour
* 1 cup cake flour
* 1 teaspoon baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
* 3/4 cup buttermilk, at room temperature
* 1/4 cup Grade A Dark Amber pure maple syrup
* 1 teaspoon Nielsen-Massey Madagascar Bourbon Pure vanilla extract
* 1/4 teaspoon Frontier Natural Flavors maple flavor
* 1/2 teaspoon bacon drippings
* 1 cup cooked Applewood smoked bacon (10 thick strips), chopped

For the frosting:

* 2 sticks unsalted butter, at room temperature
* 1 teaspoon Nielsen-Massey Madagascar Bourbon Pure vanilla extract
* 1/4 cup Grade A Dark Amber pure maple syrup
* 1/8 teaspoon Frontier Natural Flavors maple flavor
* 8-10 drops violet food color
* 1 1/2 boxes confectioners' sugar, sifted
* 1 tablespoon water, as needed
* edible sugar pearls, for garnish
 
Directions:

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Line 2 (12-cup) muffin pans with silver foil cupcake papers.

In a large frying pan cook small batches of bacon until it is crisp. Allow to cool and drain on a paper towel lined plate, then chop into chocolate chip sized pieces. Pour the leftover bacon drippings into a container and place in the refrigerator to solidify.

In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, cream the butter, bacon drippings and sugar on medium-high speed for 3 to 5 minutes, until light yellow and fluffy. You can NEVER beat the butter/sugar too much. Crack the eggs into a small bowl. With the mixer on medium speed, add the eggs 1 at a time, scraping down the bowl once during mixing. Add the vanilla extract, maple syrup and maple flavor. Mix well.

In a separate bowl, sift together the flours, baking powder, instant pudding mix and salt. With the mixer on low speed, alternately add the dry ingredients and the buttermilk to the batter in 3 parts, beginning and ending with dry ingredients. Mix until just combined. Add bacon bits. Mix until incorporated. Do not mix the batter too much.

Divide the batter evenly among the cupcake tins about 2/3 filled. Bake in oven for about 25 to 30 minutes, or until the tops are golden brown. Test the cupcakes with a toothpick for doneness. Remove from oven and cool completely before frosting.

For the frosting, in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with a whip attachment, combine the butter, vanilla, maple syrup, maple flavor and food color on low speed. Add the confectioners' sugar and increase the speed to high , mixing until very light and fluffy, adding water as needed.

Garnish with sugar pearls. Pig out!

Makes 24 cupcakes

 Darian Darling as Miss Piggy
photos by Veronica iBarra

Brought to you in association with La Bella Memoria