Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Blondes Have More Fun promo video!


Life is a banquet...and most poor suckers are starving to death!! Drunken nights, awesome friends, dancing on tables, trashing hotel rooms, playing Truth or Dare, living life...all in a days nights work!

Starring DARIAN DARLING!
Special Guest Stars LADY STARLIGHT and LADY GAGA!

Shot in Boston with my Ladies during The Fame Ball Tour, March 30th 2009

Watch the Blondes Have More Fun promo video sequel here!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Lil' Blonde Darling: Ann Gillespie as Jackie Taylor!

 Blonde Beauty Icon Jackie Taylor

 Who's my favorite blonde MILF? Why none other that Ann Gillespie as Jackie Taylor, Kelly Taylor's drunken, cokehead ex-fashion model mom on Beverly Hills 90210! Her character first appeared in 1990 during the 1st season in an episode titled Perfect Mom, in which she was prone to late night booze binges and got caught doing blow at West Beverly High's mother/daughter fashion show! She was a model for fictional design house Farley in the 70's but turned into an alcoholic mom in the midst of a mid-life crisis! Luckily she was a functioning addict and was an epic LA fashionista; her looks involved lot's of sheer black hosiery, shoulder padded bolero jackets, leather mini skirts, french cut swimsuits, bedazzled bustiers, jumbo jeweled clip-on earrings....you know, 1990's finest! She ended up going to rehab once, was married 3 times, relapsed even more....what a PERFECT mom!

Just a gold fringe bikini and a pitcher of vodka!

MILF on a date!

Bejeweled! WHAT is that earring?!

Gold chain bustier!!! Get that clip-on ON, girl!

Even passed out drunk in her workout wear she's FABULOUS!

What one wears to do bumps in the bathroom of your teenage daughters high school!

What to wear when going to rehab? A black jumpsuit and ankle boots! Duh!

Juicy Fruit

Get into those earrings! Why do I have a feeling she wore Exclamation to match her outfit?

The infamous mother/daughter fashion show in question!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Makeup AS Performance Art!!


Lady Starlight has been wanting me to do a performance piece like this; casually applying makeup in front of an audience (for an uncomfortably long time) at one of her parties FOREVER and it just never happened. Well, I have now discovered that my idol, fucking Madonna has beaten me to the punch! This was shot by fashion photographer Steven Klein for use during her performance of Vogue, as a video backdrop on her 2004 Re-Invention World Tour! It's kinda the best thing I've ever seen!!